Da wir hier einen Blog “von uns – für uns” schreiben halte ich es für sinnvoll, die kleinen Perlen des feinen Worthumors (zumindest für uns selbst in unseren Kadaverhirnen) nicht in Vergessenheit geraten zu lassen.

Folgender ICQ Chatlog war eine Art Battle mit Sprichwörtern in Denglisch (kurz: schlecht und wortwörtlich englisch-übersetzte deutsche Sprichwörter). Das ganze geschah im spontanen Einverständnis mit meinem Gegenüber. TiH.

Ungekürzte Version vom letzten Semesterende:

Z, 03.07.2008 21:14:09:
lirumlarum spoon shaft

The incredible Hagen, 21:17:07:
büdde!?

Z, 21:18:02:
don´t break here a conflict from the fence

The incredible Hagen, 21:19:26:

Z, 21:19:40:
this goes on no cowskin!!

The incredible Hagen, 21:28:54:
was geht mit dir heute?

The incredible Hagen, 21:29:08:
lustiger sprichwörterabend

Z, 21:53:02:
big cinema

Nach nur  wenigen Wortwechseln hatte er dann Blut geleckt;)

The incredible Hagen, 21:53:47:
much deep of the gimmickry

Z, 21:55:51:
this is under all pig

The incredible Hagen, 21:57:07:
waiting and teatrinking

Z, 21:57:33:
but hallo

The incredible Hagen, 21:57:47:
on old horses yor learning riding

The incredible Hagen, 21:58:18:
better arm on than arm off

Z, 21:58:19:
dont tell me robberpistols

The incredible Hagen, 21:58:46:
also blind chicken find corn

Z, 21:59:03:
u have it fist thick behind the ears

The incredible Hagen, 21:59:22:

The incredible Hagen, 21:59:26:
not bad

The incredible Hagen, 21:59:48:
there bit the mouse no twine off!

Z, 22:00:08:
hä?

Z, 22:00:24:
i believe i spider!

The incredible Hagen, 22:00:54:
the devil alltimes make shit on big cluster

Z, 22:01:26:
Come me not so!

Z, 22:03:26:
hagen, let the church in the village

The incredible Hagen, 22:03:55:
why? Canst hear the waerness?

Z, 22:04:25:
u are a fearrabbit

The incredible Hagen, 22:05:07:
And you a dummy cow!

Z, 22:05:49:
i am nine times clever

Z, 22:07:10:
tell me more, i am streched

The incredible Hagen, 22:08:34:
manno, i would go to take a shudder

Z, 22:09:05:
shudder is shit

Z, 22:09:44:
i see, with u is not good cherryeating

The incredible Hagen, 22:10:04:
i prefer the red churches!

Z, 22:10:37:
sorry, i cant take you for full

The incredible Hagen, 22:10:40:
but highbravery cames for the fall

The incredible Hagen, 22:11:44:
maybe better you play with the minebull

Z, 22:12:14:
wo hastee die denn geklaut?

The incredible Hagen, 22:13:13:
stollen!?

The incredible Hagen, 22:13:23:
you yust stohl my time

Z, 22:13:54:
live is not a ponyfarm

The incredible Hagen, 22:15:20:
that put out the buttom of the barrel!

Z, 22:16:17:
i believe i go on stick

The incredible Hagen, 22:16:23:
if you thinking i will go on this, you have sliced!

The incredible Hagen, 22:17:56:
make widhter like this. you will see what you have!

Z, 22:18:32:
yes yes, this is hair-exactly the same

The incredible Hagen, 22:19:59:
andi, ich muss erstmal duschen!

The incredible Hagen, 22:20:18:
spinnnig makes my tired

Z, 22:20:33:
a man must do what a man must do

The incredible Hagen, 22:22:24:
of course! better bad under the water than bett under water

The incredible Hagen, 22:22:29:
#afk

The incredible Hagen, 22:34:59:
back on the earnest of life!

Z, 22:35:34:
long talk short sense my friend

The incredible Hagen, 22:39:53:
better short sense than short tail

Z, 22:40:22:
there goethe turns self around in his tomb

Z, 22:41:09:
better the one bird in the hand, than the other fuckin bird on the roof!

The incredible Hagen, 22:42:29:
but be carefull! in the night ar all cats grey!

Z, 22:43:21:
oh no, i have problems with my circle run

The incredible Hagen, 22:44:13:
understand….whats not in your head, its in your feeds, right?

Z, 22:44:39:
we must come to finish

Z, 22:44:51:
remember

The incredible Hagen, 22:44:58:
because all good things came to an end?

Z, 22:45:13:
all have a finish only the sausage has two

The incredible Hagen, 22:45:48:
and in the short are the spice

Z, 22:46:15:
the last is beating by the dogs

The incredible Hagen, 22:46:25:
and there lies the rabbit buried!

The incredible Hagen, 22:47:07:
but pleasse dont worry

The incredible Hagen, 22:47:15:
after da tears cames da cheers

Z, 22:47:32:
Think before after

The incredible Hagen, 22:48:41:
in mouth its all a roundly

Z, 22:48:52:
if you dont stop YET, you can immediatly experience your blue wonder!!!!!!

The incredible Hagen, 22:49:19:
show me

The incredible Hagen, 22:49:28:
wonna take your mutter?

Z, 22:50:05:
*end*

The incredible Hagen, 22:50:29:
okay, better is, everybody is smith of his luck

The incredible Hagen, 22:50:31:
#end

The incredible Hagen, 22:50:45:
i dont wonna tough the border

Z, 22:50:48:
kunde wir müssen aufhören ich zock hier nebenbei silkroad

The incredible Hagen, 22:50:51:

The incredible Hagen, 22:50:57:
warum machst das auch?

The incredible Hagen, 22:51:00:

Z, 22:51:16:
weil ich mich hier totlache

The incredible Hagen, 22:51:33:
how you me so i you

The incredible Hagen, 22:51:52:
its yust a farry

Z, 22:51:53:
hang together , fang togehter

Z, 22:52:20:
das ist einfach unbeatable

The incredible Hagen, 22:53:30:
okay, ich muss noch was tuun. wil acuh noch ne runde zocken und evt. lost und dann ins bettl

Das war das Ende vom kostenfreien Denglisch Könnerkurs. Wie man unschwer erkennen konnte, Studenten haben nur Klingeldrähte und Murmeln in der Birne.

MfG