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Die Umgebung ist extra raus retuschiert damit keine Rückschlüssee auf die Größe gemacht werden können

Wenn du damit noch nicht so recht warm werden kannst ist das nicht schlimm. Schreibe doch bitte deine letzten Puzzleerfahrungen in die Kommentare. Die Gruppe ist gespannt und wird dir sicher helfen können.

Ein blaues Bild in 1000 Teilen

Wohin gehört dieses Detail?

Nachdem die furchtbar einfache Lösung in den Kommentaren gesichtet wurde, wird mein gut geskilltes Partymitglied The Pel das große Lösungsbild ergänzen.
Sollte einer von euch die Frechheit besitzen und die Lösung sofort wissen, dann machts keinen Spass mehr.

Lösung:

[The Pel an]Um mögliche terroristischen Anschlägen seitens Frau S. aus dem Weg zu gehen lösch ich den Quark in den Kommentaren jetz nich NOCHMAL und presentiere euch stattdessen die Lösung:[/The Pel aus]

Wie es schon deutlich am Hahnenkamm und dem verwendeten Heißkleber zu erkennen war, ist die richtige Lösung: das Skalp von einer Gockelhahn-Pinata

Hingerichtet wurde das Action Symbol neulich zur Vierteljahrhundertsfeier eines unserer Homies. Achso das komplette Modell hatte eine automatsche Kackfunktion (echt).

[The Pel an]Der Preis für die richtige Lösung geht an SoPia die, zwar nicht auf fairem Weg an die Lösung gelangt ist, aber denoch die erste korrekte Lösung gepostet hat.

Und hier dein Preis- Trommelwirbel- Hier[/The Pel aus]

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Logo Design

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Simon

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 4.11pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Logo Design

Is that supposed to be a fucking joke? I told you the previous projects did not go ahead. I invested a lot more time and energy in those projects than you did. If you put as much energy into the projects as you do being a dickhead you would be a lot more successful.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 5.27pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design
Dear Simon,

You are correct and I apologise. Your last project was actually both commercially viable and original. Unfortunately the part that was commercially viable was not original, and the part that was original was not commercially viable.

I would no doubt find your ideas more ‘cutting edge’ and original if I had traveled forward in time from the 1950′s but as it stands, your ideas for technology based projects that have already been put into application by other people several years before you thought of them fail to generate the enthusiasm they possibly deserve. Having said that though, if I had traveled forward in time, my time machine would probably put your peer to peer networking technology to shame as not only would it have commercial viability, but also an awesome logo and accompanying pie charts.

Regardless, I have, as requested, attached a logo that represents not only the peer to peer networking project you are currently working on, but working with you in general.

Regards, David.

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 11.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You just crossed the line. You have no idea about the potential this project has. The technology allows users to network peer to peer, add contacts, share information and is potentially worth many millions of dollars and your short sightedness just cost you any chance of being involved.

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 1.36pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

So you have invented Twitter. Congratulations. This is where that time machine would definitely have come in quite handy.

When I was about twelve, I read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light so I constructed a time machine by securing my father’s portable generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel. Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the footpath at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident report “Cause of accident?” I stated ‘time travel attempt’ but she wrote down ‘stupidity’.

If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas. I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to do copious amounts of design work for an old man wielding the business plan equivalent of a retarded child poking itself in the eye with a spoon, before finally traveling back to 1982 and explaining to myself the long term photographic repercussions of going to the hairdresser and asking for a haircut exactly like Simon LeBon’s the day before a large family gathering.

Regards, David.

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.29pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You really are a fucking idiot and have no idea what you are talking about. The project I am working on will be more successful than twitter within a year. When I sell the project for 40 million dollars I will ignore any emails from you begging to be a part of it and will send you a postcard from my yaght. Ciao.

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.58pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.43pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

What the fuck is your point? Are you going to do the logo and charts for me or not?

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.02pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Gefunden unter:

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html?lame

Und was lernen wir aus der Geschichte?
“Wenn Zwei IT-Schergen sich streiten, freut sich derjenige dessen Komikzentrum auch Diagramme und Buttseckscliparts erfasst

In diesem Sinne…

Ne schöne Vorweihnachtszeit und bleibt sauber

euer Machete

Welches sinnige Wortspiel ist aus diesem Foto abzuleiten?

Welche Neuwortschöpfung suchen wir?

… und los!

Horizontal seien Buchstaben (A-E), Vertikal Nummern (1-4)

Frohe Ostern und dem armen Storch eine gute Genesung (keine Angst er wird z.Z. behandelt)!

das obligatorische Rätselcomic

Rätselgeschichte:

Nachdem er aufschlug, vergaß er den langen Fall.

???

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01)

Nein, keine Böller!

02)

erstes, eigenes Raumschiff!?

03)

Atomare Sprengköpfe. DIE Geschenkidee auch fürs nächste Jahr!

04)

Ich habe selber keine Ahnung, aber es gehört mir.

05)

ein neuer Wagen!?